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  • Astley 3: The Gallant Ship Australia

    Astley 3: The Gallant Ship Australia

    “a more worthless set of men he had never before sailed with.” …Captain Benjamin Avery stated, as he stood once again before the magistrate in the Water Police Office and denounced nearly half his crew paraded before him in the dock. Seventeen large and aggressive men shouted angrily as they were, as …

  • Astley 2: For Sail

    Astley 2: For Sail

    Ships disappeared at sea all the time. There was no such thing as GPS, It would be another half century before wireless radio was invented. Passing vessels hailed one another and exchanged names with their captains, who would report who they had encountered, where and when, at the next port they arrived at. It was …

  • Astley 1: Orphans of a Perfect Storm

    Astley 1: Orphans of a Perfect Storm

    I started writing this story for posting about the time of Valentine’s Day but only now that it’s St Patrick’s Day do I find myself completing it. This is not altogether inappropriate as ultimately this is a love story from Ireland.

  • When the apocalypse comes

    When the apocalypse comes

    A few days ago the early warning systems of the islands of Hawaii announced that a intercontinental ballistic missile was heading their way and it was not a drill. Forty-eight hours ago, black ash floated down on the suburbs of Perth. The air not only felt hot, it smelt it. The mid-afternoon light dimmed to …

  • The Stranger In the Mirror

    The Stranger In the Mirror

    There is currently no known authentic likeness that exists of James Dyson. He was a prominent man of his time— merchant, land owner, Perth City Councillor—he was present at certain key events in the history of the city: He was definitely present at the opening of the Perth Town Hall, he was most likely present at …

  • An Anthemic Ancestor

    An Anthemic Ancestor

    Television and photo-plays have theme tunes. Nation-states have theme tunes which they call National Anthems. For most of Australia’s past two centuries, the national theme tune has been “God Save the ” (which does say quite a lot about the mentality of those who made that choice). Outside show-business identities and fictional characters, real people …

  • The Smoking Gun

    The Smoking Gun

    Today is a red-letter day. Today I found the smoking gun. I discovered the actual connection between the Dyson family and the construction of the Wesleyan Church in Perth Western Australia.

  • Happy Gunpowder Treason Day

    Happy Gunpowder Treason Day

    Bristol, England at dusk on an evening in November 2015. The pops and bangs were very loud and seemed to be right outside of the tiny bedroom I was staying in. It was right outside my window and I was bemused on investigation to find that a collection of children and their parents were setting …

  • Dyson’s Hotel

    Dyson's Hotel

    The story of the corner of King and Murray Street in the city of Perth, Western Australia, continued.

  • Dyson’s Corner (the First)

    Dyson's Corner (the First)

    The corner of King and Murray Street in the city of Perth, Western Australia

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This here is a quokka,
extinct on the mainland,
you shouldn’t kick it like a football,
or feed it by the hand.