A sarcastic guide to the gubernatorial incumbents of Western Australia during the 19th Century.
Before responsible (howls of derisive laughter) government was granted to the colony in 1890, the direct representatives of the houses of Hanover and Saxe Coburg Gotha had the final word in (well) governing said territory. Its a bit difficult to remember who was in power at what time so here’s a concise-ish list.
1. Ralph Darling
December 1826 — 30 December 1828
“Huh?” I hear you ask, “But wasn’t he the tyrant and general bastard in charge of New South Wales at this time?” Yes, but he also sent a small garrison of soldiers and prisoners to found a settlement at King George’s Sound. Today it is known as Albany.
2. Captain James Stirling
30 December 1828 — 12 August 1832
The Swan River Colony’s first leader and founder of Perth and Fremantle, but as with everything else concerning this shambolic enterprise, he was not officially appointed Lieutenant Governor until some years into his reign. Realizing he had not done enough schmoozing back in London when the going got tough, he was on a boat back to England as soon as he could convince it’s master that they really should move. Captain Dance was worried that his wife was not well enough sail.
He left in charge his second…
3. Captain Frederick Chidgey Irwin
12 August 1832 — 14 Sep 1833
He was Captain of the 63rd Regiment. His men hated him. When he fell off his horse on parade they all sniggered. When he was relieved as acting-lieutenant governor by the next ranking officer to step of the boat, the colonists burned him in effigy. He then hopped on that same boat back to Britain, but he would be return with his bible-bashing ways before too long. His successor was…
4. Captain Richard Daniell
14 Sep 1833 — 11 May 1834
The Captain of the 21st Fusiliers who replaced the 63rd regiment was described as a “rum sort” by a contemporary. Whether that was code for him being pickled I’m not sure, but when he was indisposed, he was replaced for a time by
5. Captain Picton Beete
11 May 1834 — 24 May 1834
Also of the 21st, but what a glorious name!
6. Captain Richard Daniell (again)
24 May 1834 — 19 Aug 1834
but only until the prodigal son returned three months later…
7. Captain Sir James Stirling (is back)
19 Aug 1834 — 3 Jan 1839
…armed with a knighthood and a promotion to full Governorship, he swiftly supervised the massacre of an entire family of troublesome Noongars at a place called Pinjarrah, ensuring peace for his settlers, while the other Noongar families expended their energies fighting amongst themselves to claim the spoils. The rampant rapacity of Stirlings’ favoured coterie of sycophants made little impression on Stirling as he retreated to contemplate the vast real-estate holdings he had personally amassed.
8. Mr John Hutt
3 Jan 1839 — 27 Jan 1846
There must have been some severe sleepless nights for some over their interests when the first civilian governor took over. No one seemed to have known what to make of Mr Hutt. An isolated figure, he seemed to have got things done without at any time ever being strongly loved or hated.
9. Lieutenant-Colonel Andrew Clarke
27 Jan 1846 — 12 Feb 1847
Was more to the old elite’s tastes, but then he had the bad form to snuff it barely a year into his tenure. That meant…
10. Lieutenant-Colonel Frederick Chidley Irwin
12 Feb 1847 — 12 Aug 1848
Was back for the second and final time. He wasn’t any more popular… or competent… the second time round. His one positive legacy was the first program of state-funded schooling, but that was only because he hated the Catholics who were doing too well without government support.
11. Captain Charles Fitzgerald
12 Aug 1848 — 23 Jul 1855
He was a no-nonsense bastard who had no time for any of that touchy-feely human rights nonsense. He was there to transform the free settlement into a penal colony and that’s what he did. Certain members of the gentry gave his young second wife the cold shoulder then wondered why they in turn were no longer in the Government’s favour.
12. Arthur Edward Kennedy
23 Jul 1855 — 20 Feb 1862
Kennedy was hated by the colony at large and blew an awful lot of money on a new Government house but he could get away with it because the money was actually there for a change. Money from Britain to look after convicts kept flowing in.
13. Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel John Bruce
20 Feb 1862 — 28 Feb 1862
14. John Stephen Hampton
28 Feb 1862 — 2 Nov 1868
Not a nice man by all accounts. He doesn’t look anything like Sir James Stirling (right) in old age, does he? On arriving he decided he didn’t like the look of the new Government House begun by his predecessor and spent an even greater vast sum in changing it. He was a former controller of convicts in Van Diemen’s Land and had been evicted from there for bad behaviour.
15. Lieutenant-Colonel John Bruce
2 Nov 1868 — 30 Sep 1869
16. Frederick Aloysius Weld
30 Sep 1869 — 4 Jan 1875
The man with the silliest facial hair in all of Western Australian history and I realise that that is saying something. Weld arrived with the introduction of semi-representational government into the Colony and a great deal of good will. How “semi?” Well, no matter how large the number you multiply by zero is, you still get zero. That’s how much influence the newly elected members of the Legislative Council had over the appointed members and the new Governor. Zero. Suddenly Weld was not as popular any more, also his family were everywhere.
17. Lieutenant Colonel Edward D Harvest
4 Jan 1875 — 11 Jan 1875
If you’ve ever wondered why Harvest Terrace (where the WA Parliament House is situated) was so named, wonder no more.
18. William Cleaver Francis Robinson
11 Jan 1875 — 7 Sep 1877
Robinson was a popular governor, which was lucky because they kept re-appointing him to Western Australia. His older brother Hercules was governor of New South Wales. This is absolute true.
19. Lieutenant-Colonel Edward D Harvest (again)
7 Sep 1877 — 12 Nov 1877
Harvest Terrace in West Perth is where the WA parliament building now lies. Harvest Road in North Fremantle is of even more vital importance to my own personal story, and I promise I will get to that part of the story one day…
20. Major-General Sir Harry St. George Ord
12 Nov 1877 — 10 Apr 1880
After being a governor he retired to be a scientist.
He had a river named after him?
21. Sir William Cleaver Francis Robinson (again)
10 Apr 1880 — 14 Feb 1883
Did they ever name any landmarks after this guy? If not, why not? Some far less well regarded successors had towns named after him. Please don’t tell me Cleaverville in the Pilbara was named in his honour?
22. Henry Thomas Wrenfordsley
14 Feb 1883 — 2 Jun 1883
A Supreme court judge fill in.
23. Sir Frederick Napier Broome
2 Jun 1883 — 21 Dec 1889
A humane man, it is told. He supported the obtaining of responsible government for the colony and worked for it, but because he made some powerful enemies in the colonial aristocracy he was represented as all that was wrong with gubernatorial rule.
24. Sir Malcolm Fraser
21 Dec 1889— 20 Oct 1890
The Colonial Secretary finally gets the top job! Not to be confused with the Australian Prime Minister of the same name from nearly a century later.
25. Sir William Cleaver Francis Robinson (yet again)
20 Oct 1890 — 18 Mar 1895
It was his last term at the job, but he did get to hand over decision making power to an elected assembly at long last. I’m trying to work out whether he liked us or hated us? So Western Australia exchanged the representative of a far distant monarch for a local aristocracy headed by the Forrest dynasty. Federation could not come soon enough.
26. Sir Alexander Campbell Onslow
18 Mar 1895 — 23 Dec 1895
He was the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in Western Australia and was perpetually ill. He seems to have specialised in pissing off every Governor he was involved with and took slight at every offence. But he was an ally of the Forrest clan and by this stage they ran the colony— , so he was a safe fill-in until the next blue-blood came along.
27. Lieutenant-Colonel Sir Gerard Smith
23 Dec 1895 — 30 Jun 1900
Federation is just around the corner as we bid the 19th Century adieu.